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  • 52 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:22pm
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    "Flute" is totally German slang for dick. Just so you know, it's not as weird as it initially sounds. Got to admit, though, the first time I heard that, Mozart's "The Magic Flute" has never been quite the same. :P

  • 50 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:08pm
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    I'm busy right now. I guess you'll have to pucker up on this one sis.

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:02pm
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    I think op needs to suck my flute

  • 45 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:12pm
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    That sound like somethig I wuld say... If he's ugly and fat

  • 49 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:29am
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    Blow his flute? More like suck his cock. - Ken -

  • 45 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:01am
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    "he meant play it you dumb cunt." Uh yea, I got that, hence the fact I begged friends to get me out of their, thanks :)

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:57pm
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    he meant play it you dumb cunt.

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:27pm
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    This one time? At band camp? - Fishbulb

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:03pm
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    First again -chuckle

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:55pm
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    I first read this as "he asked me if I wanted to blow his future" and laughed way harder.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:08pm
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    He may have meant an actual flute... That could be the problem.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:14pm
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    (( zbf ycB()) , hhhhhh!.% f. Ff zfy c

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:04pm
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    what's so bad about that?

  • 36 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 5:23pm
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    Charles Rutherford thinks he didn't want you any way and blow flute is code for farting in ur fat face!

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:48pm
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    Cockmaster says u can blow my flute