So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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