I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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