i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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