omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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