Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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