I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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