white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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