I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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