By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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