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Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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