tell your sister to shave her snatch
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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