So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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