I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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