By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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