i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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