So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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