I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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