it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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