Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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