So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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