Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
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So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just found puke in my bra..
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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