Apparently you make a good broom.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
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im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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