so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
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Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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