Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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