hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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