Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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