You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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