chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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We have started to decorate penises.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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