Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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