Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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