i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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