Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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