wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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Have fun and good luck.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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