you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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