i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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