i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
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