your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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