i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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Blood and glitter go together right?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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