I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
It was confusing and full of hummus
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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