OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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