your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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