AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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