This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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