dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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