Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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