Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
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Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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