I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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