Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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