My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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