Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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