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We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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